Leslie Knope Quote #1182
Quote from Leslie Knope in Partridge
Leslie Knope: I'm glad you're feeling better.
Ben: Well, get your normal conversation in with me while you can. Got about 20 minutes before I get all loopy again. Mm, let me see the key.
Leslie Knope: Oh, uh, they took it back. They wanted to get it engraved.
Ben: Huh.
Leslie Knope: You know, the key is just a metaphor. I mean, the real key has been inside you all along.
Ben: It was a setup, wasn't it? They were gonna make fun of me?
Leslie Knope: [sighs] Yes.
Ben: Ice Town was a debacle. They'll never get over it. Just don't know why I got my hopes up.
Leslie Knope: It's so unfair. You worked so hard. You've done so many great things. And for your hometown to treat you this way is just-- You know what, screw this. We're gonna make one more stop before we leave. Tuck in your shirt. We're going to City Hall.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Tom and April were excellent witnesses in my defense. Unfortunately, every single word out of their mouths was a lie. There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.
Quote from Tom
Tom: I don't understand. I was great. I was like Mark Z in The Social "N." My testimony was amazing for your case.
Ron Swanson: But it wasn't the truth. And neither was yours. You even called me a... [whispers] vegetarian. What if that testimony leaks? How will people ever respect me?
April: Ugh, whatever. The truth is stupid. I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying.
Tom: Yeah, lying is all I know. It's how I was able to scrape by on the streets of Bombay and make it on the Indian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire and get reunited with the love of my life, Latika.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Andy: Ron, hey, let me be your lawyer. I'll object to everything anyone says, trial will go on forever, you don't have to pay. Problem solved.
Ron Swanson: That's a kind offer, Andrew, but I won't be hiring an attorney. I'll represent myself, as I do in all legal matters and livestock auctions.