Leslie Knope Quote #1091
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron and Diane
Diane Lewis: Have you seen Ron? He disappeared after the speech and I can't find him anywhere.
Leslie Knope: Diane. Ugh. The stuff with Tammy is so complex and weird and gross. It just would probably be better if you let me handle it.
Diane Lewis: I'm not worried about Tammy. I mean, I'm a middle school vice-principal. I deal with hormonal psychopaths all the time.
Leslie Knope: Oh, great. Good.
Diane Lewis: What concerns me is you.
Leslie Knope: You who?
Diane Lewis: You you.
Leslie Knope: You me?
Diane Lewis: You're the one who's been at his side all night. You're the one who's been protecting him, you're the one who knows all the intimate details of his romantic history with that monster.
Diane Lewis: Oh, no, no, no, no. Diane, you misunderstand. I'm happily engaged.
Leslie Knope: You and Ron have an intimacy that I just don't understand, so if there is a threat to my relationship with Ron, it's not Tammy. It's you.
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‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.
Quote from April
Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.