Leslie Knope Quote #1054
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ben's Parents
Ben: Hey, I got your text. What are you doing?
Leslie Knope: I grabbed all of the brownies from the dessert table and four bottles of wine. Get in the car. We're going to Australia.
Ben: Leslie.
Leslie Knope: I am so sorry for everything. I love you, and I want to be on your team. I am on your team, but I think that our team should be far away from here.
Ben: Normally, I would get in the cab with you, but I am so sick of them ruining everything, and I really liked that unity quilt.
Leslie Knope: It was a good quilt.
Ben: It was an awesome quilt. Look, my parents are insane, but they need to be at our wedding. You know what? It's time for this team to come up with a new plan. I agree.
Leslie Knope: Phase one of our new plan, you get in the backseat of this cab, and we hardcore make out for 15 minutes.
Ben: I would love to do that. I'm just not sure if the driver would be okay with it.
Man: For another 100 bucks, you can do whatever you want.
Ben: Let's do this.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Tom: Ron in 60 seconds.
Ron Swanson: Tom. I haven't seen you tonight.
Tom: I've been working on my presentation. I just came by to congratulate Leslie, and then I'm heading back.
Ron Swanson: I admire the work ethic.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I'm always looking for new investments. Ever since I got my first job at the age of nine, I have put all my money into gold, which is currently at an all-time high. So I have a certain amount of money. I've said too much.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: This is amazing.
Leslie Knope: I know. I worked really hard on it. And, out of respect, I did not include any images of the only other man in the world who's as sexy as you, Joe Biden.
Ben: Yes, you did, right there.
Leslie Knope: Hmm? Oh, well, that's just a little one.
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: Okay, we are off to a rocky start, but we are gonna fix this.
Ben: Yes, we will. I called a cab. It's outside. I gave the driver 100 bucks to sit and wait, so whenever we're ready to go - like, maybe right now - all we have to do is walk outside.
Leslie Knope: No, I want to be here now, with you and your parents. Help me make this work.
Ben: Okay, fine. Best thing to do is distract them with innocuous talk about the stuff they care about.
Leslie Knope: Great, like what?
Ben: Well, they're white people from Minnesota, so hockey, fishing, skiing, sailing, and after a few drinks, put on a Prince album. Don't mention the Green Bay Packers or the state of Iowa. And also, I have enough frequent flyer miles to get us to Australia tonight.