Ben Quote #136
Ben: Guess what's in these boxes, everybody? What? Pizza. That's right. Everybody chill out. Take a pizza break on me. Ellis, what's up, my male? You grab a slice of 'za, brah.
Ellis: All right.
Ben: Hey, dude, do you play Ultimate?
Ellis: Yeah, I play intramural at Georgetown. Dude, so did I, in college.
April: Whoa, you guys should get married.
Ben: We should play tomorrow morning in the park.
Ellis: What about the website?
Ben: Whatever. You can put those pics up anytime. We should lock down some tight disc grabs, am I right, ell-bones?
Ellis: Yeah, it sounds good.
Ben: Yeah?
Ellis: It's better than working.
Ben: [laughs] No doubt, no doubt. All right, listen up, pizza lovers. Tomorrow morning, pre-work Ultimate in the park. Everybody's invited. What do you say? Let's do it to it, my dudes.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Soda Tax’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera:] My first act as a city councilwoman? I've proposed a tax on all those giant sugary sodas so we can discourage people from drinking them. I believe, with my help, all local restaurants can get healthier. Paunch Burger, Big and Wide, The Fat Sack, Colonel Plump's Slop Trough, which was formerly Sue's Salads until we ran that out of town.
Quote from Ben
Ben: Hey, everybody. So, I've been going over your reports. Let's try to be consistent with our fonts, guys, okay? There's a crazy amount of random font differences in these memos.
April: Yeah, people. Consistent font usage. Come on.
Ben: Times New Roman, across the board. No Geneva, no Garamond, definitely no Papyrus.
April: Papyrus? Are you kidding me? There's no place for that in a professional office setting.
Ben: Yes! Thank you, April.
[aside to camera:]
Ben: These college interns really need to be whipped into shape, but don't worry, because they call me Devo, 'cause I can "whip 'em good."
[back:]
Ben: And obviously make sure the content's perfect too. Oh, and, uh, 12 point. 13's just obnoxious. Great meeting.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Ah, councilwoman. In honor of your never-ending quest to personally babysit each and every American citizen, I went to Paunch Burger and got myself a Number two. Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe, hash browns, chili cheese fries, and one poached egg.
Ann: Ugh! Number two is right.
Ron Swanson: I also picked up a 64-ounce Sweetums Sugar Splash. Damn it, I love this country so much.