Leslie Knope Quote #928
Quote from Leslie Knope in Lucky
Leslie Knope: Well, like I said, I don't want to discuss it, Buddy, and, frankly, I don't appreciate your condescending tone. But you know what? I've had a couple drinks, so what the hell? Ben and I first...
Buddy Wood: I'm sorry, Ms. Knope, are you inebriated?
Leslie Knope: What? No. Preposterous. Are you ine- [hiccups] -ebriated? That was bad timing.
Buddy Wood: This is a Buddy Wood first-- an exclusive interview with potential city councilwoman Leslie Knope, who appears to be drunk right now on camera.
Leslie Knope: I am not drunk. Yes, when you have a jumbo Margarita and some flaming Tequila shots, you can get drunk.
Buddy Wood: Is it this sad, pathetic town that makes you drink this way?
Leslie Knope: This interview is over.
Buddy Wood: Okay, Ms. Knope.
Leslie Knope: Oh-- This-- this is not because I'm drunk. This is because of the wire.
Buddy Wood: A fitting end to a bizarre interview and a sad moment in a depressing city with no hope, in the waning moments of the bitter saga that has been a contentious campaign.
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Quote from Jerry
Donna: Jerry. Jerry! Maybe you should wrap it up. It's 4:00 in the morning.
Jerry: Is it really? [laughing] Oh, my gosh. Wow. Well, that flew by, huh? I will just take these down to the post office and, uh, put the, uh... Oh, jeez. Oh, no. I put the handout flyers in the mailing envelopes, and I was supposed to put these flyers in the envelopes.
Donna: Oh... My God.
Jerry: Well, you know, it's like I always say. It ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice. Here we go! [whistles]
Donna: I'll make some coffee.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Mmm. This was such a good idea. Should we get another round?
Ann: Um... I think we should get a more basic, no-nonsense beverage.
Tom: [laughs] Uh... maybe we should all just drink sensible portions of milk.
Leslie Knope: I mean, I love him. It's just... This campaign has turned fun, dorky Ben into grumpy, stress-ball Ben. It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.
Quote from Jerry
[As Jerry keeps licking envelopes:]
Jerry: I'm gonna keep plugging away for a bit.
Donna: You don't mind this work, do you?
Jerry: Uh-uh. I like it. It makes sense to me.