Leslie Knope Quote #887
Quote from Leslie Knope in Dave Returns
Leslie Knope: So, if you move here, I hope we can be friends, but I love Ben. He comes first, and if you're going to act like an ass, I can't talk to you, ever.
Dave Sanderson: Okay, that's fair. I-I'm sorry. That was dumb, all that stuff I did. You just-- you make me crazy, and I guess I'm just surprised that-- you know, that's the guy you fell in love with. He's very--well, he's shrimpy, and he's small.
Leslie Knope: Shrimpy or not... He's smart, and he's cute, and he's kind, and he's funny, and he's got a great face and nice hair, and he's--
Dave Sanderson: Okay, I get it. I surrender. I just want to know that you're happy and you're protected.
Leslie Knope: I'm very happy. And he's not shrimpy. A few weeks ago, a guy called me a bitch in a bowling alley, and he punched him in the face.
Dave Sanderson: Oh, good man. I mean him, for doing that, not the guy who called you a bitch. You tell me where he is. I'll punch him, too.
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April: That's vandalism.
Ron Swanson: I have a problem. This happens to be the studio where a local saxophone legend named Duke Silver records his albums.
April: I've heard of him. I heard he makes mature women swoon when he plays.
Ron Swanson: From what I've heard about Duke, he's kind of a private guy. He doesn't want his nosy coworkers discussing his music with him or knowing that he exists. So, if you happen to see any memorabilia laying around, kindly and discreetly discard it.
Quote from April
April: You got it, Duke.
Ron Swanson: Don't call me that.
April: I dig your groovy tunes, man. Did you hear me? I said, "I dig your groovy tunes, man."
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April: Listen up, people. This is very serious. Jerry, if you're eating, you're not listening.
Andy: Thanks, babe. I don't know how many of you have heard, but there's a flesh-eating virus going around. Yeah. It's called "music," and there's only one way to get a vaccine, and that is to play it. To play the-- you get an injection--
Ron Swanson: Just say your piece, son.
Andy: I have finished writing Leslie's campaign anthem. It's called Catch Your Dream, and it's amazing. It's kind of like We Are The World, except I actually think it could have a real impact on society.