Leslie Knope Quote #833
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Comeback Kid
Leslie Knope: Okay, guys, everybody listen up. I just wanted to say thank you. You've all volunteered your time and, no matter what, I am eternally grateful for it. Now, I'm going to go out there, and I'm going to announce the relaunch, and I'm going to muddle through this thing as best I can. You should all leave, and when this thing is over, I'll meet you at the nearest bar.
Tom: That would be Hurley's.
Andy: Oh, it's karaoke tonight!
Tom: Yes!
Ann: No, no, no, guys. No. We're not leaving, okay? We're the reason Leslie's in this mess. It's our mess. We're going to stay here and we're going to go out there as a team.
Tom: Or, we go as a team to Hurley's.
Ron Swanson: No, Ann's right. We're a team. We're all going out together.
Leslie Knope: Let's give this crowd a show.
All: Go, team!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Comeback Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.