Andy Quote #247
Quote from Andy in Smallest Park
Professor Barnes: Hello, everyone. My name is Professor Barnes. The class I'll be teaching this semester is introduction to lasers. The word "laser" stands for light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation.
Andy: Where are the lasers?
Professor Barnes: This graphic here represents the electromagnetic spectrum arranged from low frequency...
Andy: He's not even using a laser pointer.
April: He's right. This class stinks.
Ron Swanson: Stick with it. You might learn something.
Andy: Uh, excuse me. Professor? Hi, there. Andy Dwyer. Curious. When will you be bringing out the lasers for me to play with? And will we start with the small lasers, or could we go just straight to the big lasers, in terms of playing with them?
Professor Barnes: We won't be using actual lasers in this course. It's about the theory that makes them possible.
Andy: One of the most significant bummers of my lifetime.
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Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I value a good education, so I don't want to see Andy waste his time in college. Of all my coworkers, he is one of a small number whom I do not actively root against. Ugh, there I go getting all sappy.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So, I have about nine things I need to talk to you about. The first is the ribbon-cutting ceremony. Do you know who's bringing scissors? Because I cannot tell you how many ceremonies get derailed when people don't bring scissors.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Our research shows that our park will draw 5,000 visitors a year, and I want this to be the most amazing, awe-inspiring, fun-filled park ever conceived.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie Knope: It is .000003 square miles.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Recently, the last remaining telephone booths in Pawnee were torn down, and on that patch of concrete, I am creating Pawnee's newest tourist attraction: The smallest park in Indiana. The title is currently held by Martin Luther King, Jr. Park in Terryville, but guess what? Terryville sucks old car tires, and so does Martin Luther- No, he does not suck old car tires. He was one of the greatest men in history. I'm sorry. Sometimes I get competitive.