Ben Quote #73
Quote from Ben in Pawnee Rangers
Tom: Man, did you buy anything for yourself today?
Ben: Yeah, I got this pack of socks.
Tom: Plain white socks? That's not a treat! Donna! Get me away from him.
Donna: Look. Maybe this is our version of treat yourself day and he needs to do his version.
Tom: What are you talking about?
Donna: Wyatt, if you could blow big money on one thing - not sock money - what would it be?
[cut to Ben in a full Batman costume:]
Tom: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! This is a whole new level of nerd.
Ben: You're right. This is ridiculous. What am I doing?
Tom: Wait. No, no, no, no. I mean that in a good way, Ben. Listen to me, you're part of the treat yourself team now, okay? If that costume somehow makes you happy, you're gonna buy it. And you're gonna wear it out of the store, okay? You're gonna treat yourself.
Ben: Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna-- I'm gonna treat myself. Thanks, you guys. [crying]
Thank you. I really needed this. [sobbing] I'm gonna treat myself.
Donna: Uh-oh. Batman's crying.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Pawnee Rangers’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera:] For the last three years I have served as troop leader of the Pawnee Rangers. This is our handbook. [Ron opens a single-sheet pamphlet which reads "#1. Be a man."] I wrote the whole thing myself.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: However, the Pawnee Rangers were founded because some boys want to go out into nature and learn traditional survival skills without being distracted by girls.
Leslie Knope: Well, my awesome goddesses don't want to be distracted by losers. Say my club is better, Ron. Say it. My club is better. Say it. Come on. Say it's better. Say it. Say it's better. Say my club is better. Say it. Give it up. Whose club is better? Mine. Say it. You know it. Say it.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: On principal, I never say anything that another person is obviously trying to get me to say. My first wedding ceremony took two hours, because after the priest said "Repeat after me" I fell silent.
Quote from Tom
Tom: Three words for you: Treat. Yo. Self.
Both: [sing] Treat yourself 2011.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Once a year, Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?
Donna: Clothes.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Fragrances.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Massages.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Mimosas.
Tom: Treat yourself.
Donna: Fine leather goods.
Tom: Treat yourself!
Donna: It's the best day of the year.
Both: [sing] The best day of the year.