Leslie Knope Quote #682
Quote from Leslie Knope in Li'l Sebastian
Leslie Knope: Ron Swanson loves his facial hair. And we burned it off. This thing that we're doing, it's unsustainable.
Ben: What, you want to break up?
Leslie Knope: What? No. I like you.
Ben: Well, then... You want to tell Chris.
Leslie Knope: What? No. I like my job.
Ben: Well, then, what do we do?
Leslie Knope: Okay, operation shutdown. No more secret hand-holding. No more smooching in Ann's office. In fact, when we're at work, we just shouldn't talk to each other at all.
Ben: Okay, well, that's gonna be really hard, and we could still get fired.
Leslie Knope: I know. But it's worth the risk if I can be with you.
Ben: All right. Well, then, I'm in. [goes into kiss Leslie]
Leslie Knope: What are you doing? Are you kidding me?
Ben: I'm sorry. No, it's force of habit.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Li'l Sebastian’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: We'd like to encourage everyone to buy our merchandise. All the proceeds will go towards Li'I Sebastian's favorite charity, the Afghan Institute of Learning. Next, we have a special musical tribute by Mr. Andy Dwyer.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: What's 5,000 times better than a candle in the wind?
[back:]
Andy: This song is called 5,000 Candles in the Wind. [plays guitar and sings] Up in horsey heaven Here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said goodbye You take a running leap and you learn to fly Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind [crowd applauds]
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half-mast, I thought, "All right. Another bureaucrat ate it." But then I found out it was Li'I Sebastian. Half-mast is too high. Show some damned respect.
Quote from Tammy Two
Tammy Two: Two of my lovers in one place. What a coincidence.
Ron Swanson: Tammy.
Tammy Two: Hello, Ron. Ooh, what happened here? And more importantly, does the carpet match the face?
Ron Swanson: If you're looking for trouble, take it somewhere else. An hour ago, a giant fireball consumed my entire face. And it was far preferable to spending another second with you.
Tammy Two: Tell that to your pants-tent.
Ron Swanson: It's just the way I'm standing. Go back to the library, where you belong.