Leslie Knope Quote #629
Quote from Leslie Knope in Eagleton
Leslie Knope: So let's talk about Lafayette park.
Lindsay Carlisle Shay: Oh, yes. The fence. I'm only trying to protect our children.
Leslie Knope: Come on, Lindsay, this isn't you. When we used to work here together, we loved the fact that parks were for everyone. That's what makes them so great.
Lindsay Carlisle Shay: You know what's really great? A private park that's not for everyone.
Leslie Knope: Wowsers.
Lindsay Carlisle Shay: What do you care? It's just a crappy little park.
Leslie Knope: Well, someone once told me that there's no such thing as small parks, just small ideas.
Lindsay Carlisle Shay: Mm.
Leslie Knope: And that someone... Was this woman. You can take it if you want. I have many copies and the negatives. And I have a jpeg.
Lindsay Carlisle Shay: The fence stays up.
Leslie Knope: Lindsay, if we...
Lindsay Carlisle Shay: Sweetie, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, Pawnee is and always will be a dirty, little nightmare from which you will never wake up. But it was good seeing you.
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‘Eagleton’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: [aside to camera] People in Eagleton are straight up mean to us. I would never set foot over there. But it's the only place that I can get my bumble and bumble hair care products, so I'm there every eight days.
Quote from Donna
Tom: They put up a fence.
Leslie Knope: Who? [gasps] No!
Andy: What's that?
Leslie Knope: There's a small park on the line between Pawnee and Eagleton, and...
Tom: Last night Eagleton put up a fence around their side to keep us disgusting Pawnee hobos off their precious land. There's even a security guard. You got to show Eagleton I.D. to get in.
Donna: Eagleton is a bunch of rich snobs. And that's coming from someone who has a Mercedes with a Harman Kardon Logic 7 surround-sound system.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Happy Birthday, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Ann said you had a big party... sombreros, karaoke.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, I did that for Ann. Why would I throw Ron Swanson an Ann Perkins party?
Ron Swanson: What about the giant list of things April was doing?
Leslie Knope: That was just a list of ways to mess with you. She do 'em all?
Ron Swanson: She did indeed.
Leslie Knope: So I have rented Bridge on the River Kwai and The Dirty Dozen. [cork pops] Artie from security is outside the door, so no one will bother you. And a cab will be here whenever you're ready to take you home.
Ron Swanson: Thank you.