Leslie Knope Quote #402
Quote from Leslie Knope in Park Safety
Joan Callamezzo: The Ramsett Park mugging story continues with a shiny new twist. Ranger Carl Lorthner is here today. Now I understand that you have a bombshell to drop that you are just sitting on.
Carl Lorthner: [loudly] Yes, that's correct. I came on today because I have some very important information to share. I finally saw Avatar, and I thought it lived up to the hype.
Joan Callamezzo: Wow, I'm not sure what that has to do with the mugging. [laughs] Um, Leslie, counterpoint.
Leslie Knope: I disagree with Carl.
Joan Callamezzo: Okay.
Leslie Knope: I have seen Avatar as well. And I think it exceeded the hype.
Carl Lorthner: What?
Leslie Knope: Oh, boy. We...
Carl Lorthner: Disagreement.
Joan Callamezzo: Well, things are really heating up in here. Aren't they?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Park Safety’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
April: We should just directly apply the food to your clothes. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Yay! Making fun of Jerry's back.
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension. And my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake. And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] I always had fun with Andy. The problem is, when you're his girlfriend, you're also his mother and his maid and his nurse. He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket. Ooh, Baby in a Straightjacket. That's a good band name. I should tell him that.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph. That is a picture from my vacation in Muncie.
Tom: You went on a vacation, and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: Yeah. My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Tom. Muncie is a lovely city.