Leslie Knope Quote #401
Quote from Leslie Knope in Park Safety
Leslie Knope: Carl, what are you doing here?
Carl Lorthner: [loudly] Oh, Leslie. Well, since you decided to drag my name through the mud on tv, I figured why not return the favor?
Leslie Knope: Carl, could you quietly quiet down for a second and please tell me what's going on quietly? Okay? In a quiet voice.
Carl Lorthner: [loud as usual] A citizen handed in a very interesting home video that I think the people of Pawnee will find very interesting. Take a peek at this. Keep your eyes on the creek. There he is. Oh, this is my favorite part. Not willing to share with a dog. So it would appear that park security was not to blame after all.
Leslie Knope: Okay, look, I have a proposition for you.
Carl Lorthner: Fine. I'll have sex with you in exchange for the tape.
Leslie Knope: That's not what I'm saying! Okay? Just listen to what I have to say.
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Quote from Jerry
April: We should just directly apply the food to your clothes. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Yay! Making fun of Jerry's back.
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension. And my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake. And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] I always had fun with Andy. The problem is, when you're his girlfriend, you're also his mother and his maid and his nurse. He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket. Ooh, Baby in a Straightjacket. That's a good band name. I should tell him that.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph. That is a picture from my vacation in Muncie.
Tom: You went on a vacation, and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: Yeah. My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Tom. Muncie is a lovely city.