Leslie Knope Quote #357
Quote from Leslie Knope in Galentine's Day
Leslie Knope: So, Frank, where have you been for the past 40 years?
Frank: Oh! You know, here and there. You know? Grenada, for a while. Then Panama, then Afghanistan.
Leslie Knope: So you were in the military?
Frank: Nope. You know, I always wonder how different my life would've been if your mother had married me. It would've been better. I'll tell you that much. [hyperventilates]
Leslie Knope: Frank? Frank, are you okay?
Frank: I'm fine. I'm good. I am just so nervous to see her.
Justin: There is nothing to be nervous about.
Frank: Have you got a bag or something?
Leslie Knope: A what?
Frank: Do you have a bag?
Leslie Knope: I have a purse.
Justin: Well, give him the purse then.
Leslie Knope: All right.
[Frank's breathing calms as he sticks his head in Leslie's purse]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Galentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: If you look inside your bags, you will find a few things. A bouquet of hand-crocheted flower pens... A mosaic portrait of each of you made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda, and a personalized 5,000-word essay of why you are all so awesome.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: What's Galentine's Day? Oh, it's only the best day of the year. Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It's like Lilith Fair minus the angst, plus frittatas.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] How often do you get to reunite soul mates? What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet? Or Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Oh, Jen. I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer.
Quote from April
Derek: [as an old man] Come here, sonny. Let me tell you about the Civil War.
Ben: Grandpa, leave me alone. You smell like death.
April: I'm gonna get some punch. [to an old couple] Excuse me. You guys are really adorable. It's really nice.