Leslie Knope Quote #352
Quote from Leslie Knope in Galentine's Day
Leslie Knope: Ron, I need a half a day off for a secret mission of love.
Ron Swanson: You're asking my permission to take a nooner?
Leslie Knope: Sure. Well, I don't know. Maybe. Justin and I need to go on a romantically-inspired road trip.
Ron Swanson: So it is a nooner?
Leslie Knope: Well, we're planning to leave around noon, so I'm not quite sure...
Justin: That's... No, Leslie, that is not a nooner. I tracked down this old flame of Leslie's mom. We're gonna go pick him up. We're gonna reunite them on Valentine's Day. Is that a great story or what?
Ron Swanson: Yeah, great story indeed. Enjoy your half day off.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Justin: Pick you up tomorrow around noon.
Leslie Knope: For our nooner. Which is a cute word.
Ron Swanson: Explain it to her later.
Leslie Knope: Explain what?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Galentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: If you look inside your bags, you will find a few things. A bouquet of hand-crocheted flower pens... A mosaic portrait of each of you made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda, and a personalized 5,000-word essay of why you are all so awesome.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: What's Galentine's Day? Oh, it's only the best day of the year. Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It's like Lilith Fair minus the angst, plus frittatas.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] How often do you get to reunite soul mates? What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet? Or Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Oh, Jen. I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer.
Quote from April
Derek: [as an old man] Come here, sonny. Let me tell you about the Civil War.
Ben: Grandpa, leave me alone. You smell like death.
April: I'm gonna get some punch. [to an old couple] Excuse me. You guys are really adorable. It's really nice.