Leslie Knope Quote #306
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Set Up
Chris: So, you're in charge of amusement parks, right? God, that's exciting!
Leslie Knope: Actually, it's regular parks. Like swings and slides and stuff.
Chris: Strike two.
Leslie Knope: You know, isn't it funny how these setups are always just so awkward?
Chris: Why would you say that?
Leslie Knope: Uh, I don't... I don't know. They're not. Forget it.
Chris: Way to go, Chris. Did I just make it awkward?
Leslie Knope: No. No. You didn't. Well, yeah, you kind of did. Let's just start from the beginning, I guess.
Chris: Hey, watch this. I will now extinguish this candle with my bare hand.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Chris: Gah, [bleep]! That really hurt!
Leslie Knope: Are you okay?
Chris: Oh, God! It looked so much easier on the Internet. God, I gotta borrow some of your ice! [As Leslie slides her drink over to him] Oh no thanks. I'm not thirsty.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Set Up’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: What is your ideal man?
Leslie Knope: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.
Ann: Interesting. That's a high, weird bar.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: And for you, madam, the Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Ann: I can't believe the cafeteria named a sandwich after you. They're so cool.
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm. Salami on pumpernickel with olive juice and extra iceberg. It was the only sandwich on the board that wasn't named. I just wish I'd liked it.
Quote from Ron Swanson
George MacFayden: Ron Swanson?
Ron Swanson: That's me.
George MacFayden: My name is George MacFayden. I wanted to talk to you about the amount of snow in the parks.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I've been getting a lot of visitors recently, thanks to a stupid, worthless, new push to make government officials more accessible to the public.
[montage:]
Man: There is a disturbing of benches in Ramsett park! I want to sit more!
Woman: And another thing I like is the layout of the hiking trails.
Woman: I made this in one of your pottery classes. It's terrible!
[back:]
Ron Swanson: This is my hell.