Joan Callamezzo: Sex. Drugs, possibly. Rock and roll? We'll find out on Pawnee Today's exclusive interview with the woman at the center of the Dexhart sex scandal, Leslie Knope. Leslie, my first question has to be when did the affair start?
Leslie Knope: Joan, I spoke with Councilman Dexhart for the first time that night. We met for about 15 minutes, and then I went home alone, and that's the whole story.
Joan Callamezzo: Well, Leslie, we all saw the tape from four years ago, and you were flashing some serious "Do me" eyes. That's just my opinion.
Leslie Knope: I don't understand why I'm on trial here. You should be grilling Councilman Dexhart.
Joan Callamezzo: Oh, you know what, that's a really good idea. Uh, let's bring him out. Councilman, come on out.
Councilman Dexhart: Hi, sweetie.
Leslie Knope: Why didn't you tell me he was gonna be here?
Joan Callamezzo: I thought it'd be more exciting.
Councilman Dexhart: You look great.
Joan Callamezzo: [laughs] It's like I'm invisible.