Ron Swanson Quote #56
Quote from Ron Swanson in Hunting Trip
Ron Swanson: Maybe the next time I'm at the doctor's office getting my prostate examined, you could come by and shoot me in the head!
Tom: Excuse me, everyone. Ron, I have something to say.
Ron Swanson: Hang on a minute, Tom, I'm not done berating Leslie.
Tom: It wasn't Leslie's fault. She was covering for me because I didn't have a hunting license. I was the one who shot you.
Ron Swanson: You didn't get a license? What kind of moron doesn't get a license? That's reckless endangerment, my son. That's a $25,000 fine, minimum, and probably jail time.
Tom: But she covered for me, and I'm in the clear.
Ron Swanson: Yeah. That's right. She kept her mouth shut and now you're in the clear.
Leslie Knope: Well, Ron, you know, I couldn't let...
Ron Swanson: I know. You did good. You're a real stand-up guy. I'm sorry I lost my temper before. It was 'cause I was shot in the head by a moron.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.