Tom Quote #582
Quote from Tom in Moving Up (Part 2)
Dr. Saperstein: Thomas. Yes, we don't get along, but I look at you... I see driven, I see smart, and I just had the best Italian meal I've ever had in my life, and I've been to Dallas. I'm in.
Tom: No way. I'm not gonna let you take another one of my businesses.
Dr. Saperstein: No, no, I'm in as a partner. I'm always looking for new investments. I've got an auto dealership. I've got a massage parlor, a dry-cleaning transactional holding company that is doing unbelievably well, I might add. What do you say?
Tom: You know what? I'm not really looking for investors, given the almost embarrassing level of success I've attained, but I'll consider it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get some pictures for my wall of fame. Uh, excuse me, miss Hanley? Do you mind if I snap a you-ie? It's what I call selfies of other people.
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‘Moving Up (Part 2)’ Quotes
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Andy: Well, how about this Unity concert, huh, Pawnee? [cheers and applause] I love this town so much, and I'm just so proud to live here. And we're gonna close tonight out with a tribute to Pawnee's greatest treasure. [sings] Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said good-bye You take a running leap, and you learn to fly
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind.
Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Duke Silver!
Ron Swanson: [plays sax solo]
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind
Quote from Craig
Tom: Guys, this is the most important night of my life, which means it's the most important night of your lives too.
Craig: Speak for yourself. I once got into a cab that Kyra Sedgwick was getting out of.
Jean-Ralphio: No way, The Closer? Oof!