Andy Quote #493

Quote from Andy in Moving Up (Part 2)

Burly: Hey, listen, man, I'm really sorry things ended so weird with Mouse Rat. You know, that's not really how I pictured us breaking up, you know.
Andy: Yeah, I do know. I always figured we'd... you know, whatever... break up 'cause I got drafted by the Colts. And then in the first game, of course, I'd break my leg. Crowd starts chanting my name, and I give 'em the thumbs-up. And then I'd go to the hospital. I'd get really good at chess. I end up beating the computer finally, and then the band just sort of drifts apart. That was how I saw it, but...
Burly: Yeah.
Andy: Take it easy.

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Andy: Well, how about this Unity concert, huh, Pawnee? [cheers and applause] I love this town so much, and I'm just so proud to live here. And we're gonna close tonight out with a tribute to Pawnee's greatest treasure. [sings] Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said good-bye You take a running leap, and you learn to fly
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind.
Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Duke Silver!
Ron Swanson: [plays sax solo]
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind

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Tom: Guys, this is the most important night of my life, which means it's the most important night of your lives too.
Craig: Speak for yourself. I once got into a cab that Kyra Sedgwick was getting out of.
Jean-Ralphio: No way, The Closer? Oof!