Tom Quote #626
Quote from Tom in One Last Ride (Part 1)
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Tom: Ron?
Ron Swanson: It's a bold, capitalistic gambit, son, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Tom: Regal Meagle?
Donna: [on video chat] Real estate is pretty cheap right now. If you're gonna do it, this is a good time.
Tom: Okay, I'm doing it. Over the next five years, there's gonna be 20 Tom's Bistros across America. Look out, world, Tommy's about to blow up.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘One Last Ride (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Aw, Andy, all of those things, including me, will still be with you in Washington.
Andy: That is a beautiful sentiment.
Quote from April
[Halloween, 2023:]
Dr. Saperstein: All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
Andy: Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you.
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?
April: No! I want it on! That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
Dr. Saperstein: Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push?
April: Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix.
[Monster Mash plays]
Dr. Saperstein: Here comes a contraction. Are you ready?
April: Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.
Quote from Ben
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Ben: Well, there are always gonna be risks when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. All the numbers line up. Side note: I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu.
Tom: Ugh. The worst.