Donna Quote #168
Quote from Donna in One Last Ride (Part 1)
Ben: Well, everything's paperless now, and none of us has a log-in, so can't access the computers.
Donna: Hang on. I have one right here, thanks to Leslie's scrapbook, "Thanks Form the Memories!"
Leslie Knope: Oh, I knew those scrapbooks were gonna come in handy. You came through like you always do. God, I'm gonna miss you. Your confidence, your joie de vivre, that crazy story about you getting kicked out of En Vogue.
Donna: Technically I kicked them out.
Leslie Knope: When do you leave for Seattle?
Donna: As soon as I get my local real estate license. I'm married to a teacher, and I love the man, but I also love diamond watches.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘One Last Ride (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Aw, Andy, all of those things, including me, will still be with you in Washington.
Andy: That is a beautiful sentiment.
Quote from April
[Halloween, 2023:]
Dr. Saperstein: All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
Andy: Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you.
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?
April: No! I want it on! That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
Dr. Saperstein: Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push?
April: Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix.
[Monster Mash plays]
Dr. Saperstein: Here comes a contraction. Are you ready?
April: Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.
Quote from Ben
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Ben: Well, there are always gonna be risks when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. All the numbers line up. Side note: I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu.
Tom: Ugh. The worst.