Leslie Knope Quote #1621
Quote from Leslie Knope in One Last Ride (Part 1)
Leslie Knope: Which brings us to 2005... The Circle Park renovation was complete, and a young man named Thomas Haverford was still two years away from getting hired.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps we could skip ahead and just hit the highlights?
Leslie Knope: I mean, I planned a comprehensive retrospective, but I guess I can just focus on the really important moments. Ah! The debate about getting a pod-based coffee machine. Garry and I wrote a little musical number about that, and it goes a little something like thi--
April: Can't we just quickly shake hands, pretend we like each other, and get out of here?
Ron Swanson: I'm all for that.
Leslie Knope: No, April, Ron, we need to celebrate everything that we've done together as a group. This is our last day here! Who knows when we'll all be together like this again?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘One Last Ride (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Aw, Andy, all of those things, including me, will still be with you in Washington.
Andy: That is a beautiful sentiment.
Quote from Ben
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Ben: Well, there are always gonna be risks when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. All the numbers line up. Side note: I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu.
Tom: Ugh. The worst.
Quote from April
[Halloween, 2023:]
Dr. Saperstein: All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
Andy: Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you.
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?
April: No! I want it on! That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
Dr. Saperstein: Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push?
April: Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix.
[Monster Mash plays]
Dr. Saperstein: Here comes a contraction. Are you ready?
April: Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.