Leslie Knope Quote #1602
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
Leslie Knope: Hey, Johnny Karate, I'm so happy to be here on your last show ever.
Andy: Hi, Leslie. I'm glad you're here to teach us all how to be brave. So, Leslie, what are you going to be trying new this week?
Leslie Knope: I am going to be taking over hosting my friend's TV show.
Andy: Huh?
Leslie Knope: Isn't that right, April?
April: That is right. Johnny, you have made so many kids and so many parents so happy, that we wanted to give you a proper send-off.
Leslie Knope: Andy Dwyer/Johnny Karate, this is your life.
Andy: Oh, my gosh, Leslie, this is amazing. I don't know what to say... Literally, because normally I have a script that I have to stick to, but... I don't know what I'm supposed to say right now. It's kind of a nightmare.
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Leslie Knope: And now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer's greatest creation, Johnny Karate. [kids cheer] He has brought so much happiness to so many children in southern Indiana that we thought a piece of Johnny Karate should stay here in Pawnee.
[Ron, as Duke Silver, plays a soulful rendition of Kung Fu Fighting]
Donna: [sings] Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Leslie Knope: Raise it up.
Donna: Those kicks were fast as lightning
Andy: This is awesome. Can you believe it, babe?
Donna: In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Leslie Knope: That karate gi will stay here forever. Well, not here here, because this studio actually has a show where divorced couples work out their problems. So that might be weird if that thing was hanging over them. But it'll be somewhere. And the spirit will stay with us forever. Andy Dwyer's final good-bye when we come back.