Ben Quote #338
Quote from Ben in The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
Andy: Hello, Professor Smartbrain.
Ben: Hi, Johnny. Listen, I don't know if you got my email, but I thought that since this is our final show, maybe we not use the-- [buzzer sounds] Boring buzzer. [laughter] Okay, kids, today we're gonna learn about geography. Now, you, Johnny, are moving to Washington, D.C. I thought what we could talk about is how fast you could get there using an airplane, a train, or a car. Now, as you can see, the airplane is the fastest.
Andy: Not the fastest. What about teleporting?
Ben: Well, sure, that would be really fun, but it's impossible.
Andy: Nothing is impossible, kids.
Ben: Teleportation is impossible. It's about theoretical physics. [buzzer sounds] You know, you asked me to do this. This was a favor-- [buzzer sounds]
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Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: And now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer's greatest creation, Johnny Karate. [kids cheer] He has brought so much happiness to so many children in southern Indiana that we thought a piece of Johnny Karate should stay here in Pawnee.
[Ron, as Duke Silver, plays a soulful rendition of Kung Fu Fighting]
Donna: [sings] Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Leslie Knope: Raise it up.
Donna: Those kicks were fast as lightning
Andy: This is awesome. Can you believe it, babe?
Donna: In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Leslie Knope: That karate gi will stay here forever. Well, not here here, because this studio actually has a show where divorced couples work out their problems. So that might be weird if that thing was hanging over them. But it'll be somewhere. And the spirit will stay with us forever. Andy Dwyer's final good-bye when we come back.