Ben Quote #336
Jennifer Barkley: Oof! Really stepped in it this time, Knope.
Ben: Why isn't the other candidate's wife being scrutinized like this?
Jennifer Barkley: Because June Hartwell is a lukewarm bowl of nothing. She started an awareness campaign called "Bring a Sweater." She calls it goose-bump prevention. Come on, you guys, you know the drill. Just ignore the fact that you're right, put on your blandest outfits, so that one, hopefully, and then just go out there and publicly apologize. Done.
Leslie Knope: What?
Ben: Apologize for what?
Jennifer Barkley: Doesn't matter. Just say you're sorry. It's like taking a shot of tequila. You just got to force it down. Suddenly, the world feels so much more pleasant. I do three shots every time I have to enter this house.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Jennifer Barkley: We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary. Let's talk shop.
Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.