Ron Swanson Quote #600
Quote from Ron Swanson in Pie-Mary
Brett: Oh! Hey! Last week this real scary ghost came down here looking for it. It had black hair, but you could see through its skin, and it didn't like me, but that's just 'cause I got a soul of a Ghostbuster.
Harris: Yeah, it said something about how it was worried Brett was gonna mug it.
April: Okay, so we're looking for a racist ghost with black hair who likes shoe shines.
Ron Swanson: I think I have the answer. The chase continues!
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Jennifer Barkley: We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary. Let's talk shop.
Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.