April Quote #372
Andy: My desk was right here, sitting right on top of it this whole time. How much money is it?
April: It's not money. I told you, it's Ron's key. I hid it in here years ago.
Andy: Ah! Wait! Yeah, no. No key. Just a note and a movie ticket stub and four teeth.
April: "If you are looking for Ron's key, I moved it, and you'll never find it. Cordially, April."
Andy: Well, where'd you put it, then?
April: I don't know. It was eight years ago. Oh, God. A key to Ron's house is lost in a government building. That's his worst nightmare.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Jennifer Barkley: We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary. Let's talk shop.
Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?