Leslie Knope Quote #1593
Quote from Leslie Knope in Pie-Mary
Ben: This neighborhood has been mostly abandoned for years, but now, thanks to the new Gryzzl headquarters, this district will soon transform into a hub of innovation for decades to come.
Reporter: Mr. Wyatt! Your campaign released a schedule, and it looks like your wife is skipping the Pie-mary. Care to explain?
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The Pie-mary is a Southern Indiana tradition where Congressional candidates' wives face off in a pie-baking contest. The last contest winner was June Hartwell's buttermilk meringue. Last contest loser was all women.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Pie-Mary’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Jennifer Barkley: We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary. Let's talk shop.
Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?