April Quote #366
Quote from April in Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
Leslie Knope: Okay, the central question that the senators are gonna be asking is, "Why should we invest in the National Parks Service?" April...
April: Well, it is simple, Leslie. In today's fast-paced society, national parks are still the best place for full moon werewolf transformations.
Leslie Knope: I know you're kidding. But I also know that you're prepared and we are going to do great. How psyched are you about this trip? April, are you super psyched?
April: Yeah. Also you have lipstick on your teeth.
Leslie Knope: I do? Mm, okay. Good looking out. We're a great team.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: I think that job's perfect for April. We just have to convince Barney to give her a shot. I mean, first problem, she's not as qualified as the other applicants.
Andy: Simple solution. I break into her college and I change her degree to accounting. Easy. On my way out, look up at the blackboard, what is that? Impossible math equation? I solve it. X equals Y, obviously. Professor comes up to me and says, "I've been working on that for 50 years. Why don't you accept this math trophy?" By the time he turns around, I'm gone.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Come on, let me show you around. This is a door. These, of course, are walls. What else? What else? Ah! Meet our Vice President, Don Swanson. Don, this is Andrew and Benjamin.
Don Swanson: Pleasure to meet you.
Ben: Is this your brother? You have a brother.
Ron Swanson: No. Fine. Yes. I suppose the cat's out of the bag. I have a brother. One brother.
Ben: All those years together at the Parks Department and you never told us you had a brother.
Don Swanson: You worked at the Parks Department?
Ron Swanson: Tour's over!
Quote from Andy
Andy: Well don't fret, cookie. We've made progress, haven't we? We got a whole list of all the things you need out of a new job. Apple juice, barbecue sauce, Count Chocula-- Wait. Oh, sorry, that's the list of cool new nicknames I want people to call me.