Ben Quote #318
Quote from Ben in Donna and Joe
Ben: Ah, my head. Last night was so fun. But my head died.
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Yeah, mine's filled with concrete. Okay so-- Yesterday, you pretended you were gonna run. Today, you're gonna pretend like you're not gonna run.
Ben: Oh, no. Jen posted the campaign ad. It's everywhere. I'm running. How could she do this to-- Oh, God, I'm remembering things. [Leslie sighs] We called Jen last night, didn't we?
Leslie Knope: [phone beeps] Yeah, we did. Ugh. I also called 867-5309, 100 times.
Ben: Oh, God.
Leslie Knope: Bad. What do we do?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Donna and Joe’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
April: Who's Garry?
Jerry: Oh, I think that's supposed to be me.
April: Ha ha. That's your new name. Garry.
Andy: Garry!
All: Garry! Garry! Garry! Garry! Garry!
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: Garry is my real name. Yes, after 30 years, my coworkers are finally going to call me by my real name. Oh, boy, I'm blessed.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: More importantly, do you have tri-tip for tonight? Because if not I brought my own.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I love weddings. Good food, the celebration of romantic love, and most of all, churches. Say what you will about organized religion, those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: [gasps] Oh, my God. Oh, look at how beautiful you look.
Donna: Leslie, I'm not even in my dress yet.
Leslie Knope: But you're gonna be very soon.
Donna: All right, I want to say something to my girls. Knope, you're a softie, but on the inside, you're a straight-up boss. April, you're the exact opposite. Y'all inspire me and I love you. And you, too, Michelle. Michelle... You were my best friend from childhood. Until we lost touch 'cause you thought your college boyfriend was into me. He was. I never gave him the time of day. But now, we're rebuilding our friendship. Is this wedding going to be a test for you? Yes. But the doctors once told you you were never going to walk again. So this should be easy, right?
Leslie Knope: Wow, what a complicated tapestry that is.
Donna: Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.