Ben Quote #314
Quote from Ben in Donna and Joe
Jennifer Barkley: I'm dead serious, Ben. I think you should run for the House of Representatives. [a boy runs by] Whoa! What was that? That was huge!
Ben: Hang on, this is Congress you're talking about, like, where bills become laws. I am not qualified for that.
Jennifer Barkley: We're talking about the House of Representatives, Ben. You might be overqualified. Hartwell's biggest weakness is the economy, which is your exact strength. You're young, you're smart, you're running the biggest city in the district. I saw you handle that WiFi thing on TV. My firm is ready to go as soon as you say the word. You in or you out?
Roz: Uh, two of the three kids are showering in their pajamas, and most of Ben's ties are in the toilet. Just like, as an update of where things are at.
Jennifer Barkley: I mean, this is chaos.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Donna and Joe’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
April: Who's Garry?
Jerry: Oh, I think that's supposed to be me.
April: Ha ha. That's your new name. Garry.
Andy: Garry!
All: Garry! Garry! Garry! Garry! Garry!
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: Garry is my real name. Yes, after 30 years, my coworkers are finally going to call me by my real name. Oh, boy, I'm blessed.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: More importantly, do you have tri-tip for tonight? Because if not I brought my own.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I love weddings. Good food, the celebration of romantic love, and most of all, churches. Say what you will about organized religion, those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: [gasps] Oh, my God. Oh, look at how beautiful you look.
Donna: Leslie, I'm not even in my dress yet.
Leslie Knope: But you're gonna be very soon.
Donna: All right, I want to say something to my girls. Knope, you're a softie, but on the inside, you're a straight-up boss. April, you're the exact opposite. Y'all inspire me and I love you. And you, too, Michelle. Michelle... You were my best friend from childhood. Until we lost touch 'cause you thought your college boyfriend was into me. He was. I never gave him the time of day. But now, we're rebuilding our friendship. Is this wedding going to be a test for you? Yes. But the doctors once told you you were never going to walk again. So this should be easy, right?
Leslie Knope: Wow, what a complicated tapestry that is.
Donna: Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.