Donna Quote #154
Donna: My advice to you is, if you want to be Lucy, you have to be up front with her about it. Be a man and ask her out.
Tom: She works for me. She uprooted her whole life to move to Pawnee for this job. I don't want to make it weird. And what if she says no? What if I'm the only one that caught feelings?
Donna: You won't know until you ask. Basically, Tommy, when it comes to matters of the heart, I say: Treat yo' self.
Tom: Thanks, Donna. That's a great gift.
Donna: I almost forgot. I did get you them shoes from Hitch 2!
Tom: Oh, snap. That's an even better gift.
Donna: That's not all. Look behind you, but don't be obvious.
Josh Groban: Can I get the "me" soft-shell crab?
Tom: Josh Groban! He's eating his own sushi! That's the most baller thing I've ever seen.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Save JJ's’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: Now you said your new landlord didn't give you a chance to counter. Who is it?
JJ: It was a company with a weird-sounding name. Hang on.
Andy: Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia? I'd love to take that bastard down.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron? What do you say? Dynamic duo get together one more time to try to save JJ's Diner?
Ron Swanson: I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and eggs.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: All right, everybody, listen up. We're here today because JJ's Diner has been a part of Pawnee for 41 years. And this man right here built that diner from the ground up with his own two hands.
JJ: That's not true.
Leslie Knope: It's called constructing a narrative, JJ. You stick to the breakfast. I'll deal with the politics. So, now, let's hear from a man who knows the value of things staying the same. Ron Swanson. [cheering]
Ron Swanson: I do not like rallies. And based on what I see from this vantage point, I do not like most of you. What I do like is breakfast food. JJ's has very good breakfast food, so it should remain open. Please do not approach me on the street after this event and attempt to talk to me. Our similarities begin and end with this single issue.
Leslie Knope: Ron Swanson.