Tammy Two Quote #31
Quote from Tammy Two in Ron and Jammy
Leslie Knope: Wow, Jamm and Tammy. Jammy. [both laugh]
Councilman Jamm: Jammy.
Leslie Knope: You guys are so cute. When did you-- Why would either one of you, uh, you know, why? Dear God, why?
Councilman Jamm: Hit it off at karaoke. She saw me nail Gangsta's Paradise. I saw her bite the door guy... [chuckles] She then let me buy her a bunch of purses, and the rest is history.
Leslie Knope: Wait a second, this is great news, because Ron is my opponent in this, and you live to torture Ron. Vote for me so that you can screw Ron over.
Tammy Two: Maybe you're not a blonde bimbo after all.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Jammy’ Quotes
Quote from April
Ben: Hey, April. How's it going?
April: Fine. Except hearing Joan talk about her passion and doing what you really love, like, totally freaked me out. Eight years ago, I accepted a random internship at the Parks Department, and then Leslie told me to do a bunch of stuff, and now I'm executive director of regional whatever... I don't even know what it means, and I never even asked myself if I even really like it. I mean, it's like what is my purpose in life? What do I even care about? My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine.
April: I don't know what to do. I have to quit.
Ben: To do what?
April: I'm just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When it comes to Tammy, the code is the same as that of the battlefield: First, you leave no man behind. Second, you must protect yourself against chemical warfare. Tammy does not abide by the Geneva convention.
Quote from Donna
April: Donna, what do I do? If working around corpses isn't even right for me, then nothing is. I feel totally lost.
Donna: Saturn's return.
April: What?
Donna: Saturn's orbit around the sun takes roughly 29 years, and when it gets back to where it was when you were born, lots of turmoil, self-discovery. When I was your age, I got banned from every riverboat in Germany.