Leslie Knope Quote #1515
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron and Jammy
Councilman Jamm: Knopey, my girl, what up? I just farted.
Leslie Knope: Oh, Jeremy. I truly thought that I would never have to interact with you again.
Councilman Jamm: I missed you too.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The city council is voting on whether to rezone the Newport land for commercial use. If I win, stupid Gryzzl and stupid Ron can't build anything there, and then I'm sitting pretty. Sadly, the deciding vote is from my old city council mate and human equivalent of gas station sushi, Jeremy Jamm.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Jammy’ Quotes
Quote from April
Ben: Hey, April. How's it going?
April: Fine. Except hearing Joan talk about her passion and doing what you really love, like, totally freaked me out. Eight years ago, I accepted a random internship at the Parks Department, and then Leslie told me to do a bunch of stuff, and now I'm executive director of regional whatever... I don't even know what it means, and I never even asked myself if I even really like it. I mean, it's like what is my purpose in life? What do I even care about? My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine.
April: I don't know what to do. I have to quit.
Ben: To do what?
April: I'm just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When it comes to Tammy, the code is the same as that of the battlefield: First, you leave no man behind. Second, you must protect yourself against chemical warfare. Tammy does not abide by the Geneva convention.
Quote from Donna
April: Donna, what do I do? If working around corpses isn't even right for me, then nothing is. I feel totally lost.
Donna: Saturn's return.
April: What?
Donna: Saturn's orbit around the sun takes roughly 29 years, and when it gets back to where it was when you were born, lots of turmoil, self-discovery. When I was your age, I got banned from every riverboat in Germany.