Andy Quote #499
Andy: [aside to camera] Everything is going great. April's kicking ass at her National Parks job. Uh, I work there part time. And I have my own TV show.
[TV clip:]
Announcer: Welcome back to the Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Hour.
Jerry: Morning, Johnny. I have something for ya.
Announcer: It's Mailman Barry.
Andy: Morning, Barry. I have something for you.
Jerry: Andy, no.
Andy: Ninjas attack!
Jerry: No. Oh! That's my crotch.
Andy: Okay, guys. Three more kicks a piece.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘2017’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This land is begging to be a new national park. And it's in my own backyard. This could be my crowning achievement. I could retire. I mean, I wouldn't. I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week. Oh, God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] That park is my dream. I'm not gonna let it slip away. Who cares if Gryzzl and Ron have more money? I have the most valuable currency in America. A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right.
Quote from Tom
Tom: Who is Tom Haverford? He's a mentor, a lover, a hero. But who is my hero? Simple. It's me. Five years from now.
Janet: Okay, I really only need a correct spelling of your last name.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: You are looking at one of Indiana Business monthly's 35 under 35. I own Pawnee's hottest restaurant, two fast-casual eateries, and the Tommy Chopper. We serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now.