Leslie Knope Quote #1503
Quote from Leslie Knope in 2017
Leslie Knope: You know that the National Park System deserves this land. Why are you trying to screw me? This is like Morningstar all over again.
Ron Swanson: This is nothing like Morningstar. And that was two years ago.
Leslie Knope: Well, you don't know who you're dealing with. I directly oversee 1,200 people. I have a staff of creative geniuses that will not stop working until we win this bid.
Ed: Leslie? I-I couldn't find that file you wanted, but I did find a file called bird census, 1980. And...it's empty.
Leslie Knope: Get out of here, Ed! I fired you.
Ed: Right. If anyone wants to hang, I will be at Subway.
Leslie Knope: He's very stupid.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘2017’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This land is begging to be a new national park. And it's in my own backyard. This could be my crowning achievement. I could retire. I mean, I wouldn't. I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week. Oh, God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] That park is my dream. I'm not gonna let it slip away. Who cares if Gryzzl and Ron have more money? I have the most valuable currency in America. A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right.
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Tom: Who is Tom Haverford? He's a mentor, a lover, a hero. But who is my hero? Simple. It's me. Five years from now.
Janet: Okay, I really only need a correct spelling of your last name.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: You are looking at one of Indiana Business monthly's 35 under 35. I own Pawnee's hottest restaurant, two fast-casual eateries, and the Tommy Chopper. We serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now.