Leslie Knope Quote #1501
Quote from Leslie Knope in 2017
Ben: Okay, look. Before we go in there, you need to know something. He's here.
Leslie Knope: Who's here?
Ben: The guy whose name you forbid me from saying out loud because it fills you with rage.
Leslie Knope: [groans]
Ben: Look, I don't know who he's working for, but I guess he's part of one of the bidding groups. Are you gonna be able to be civil in there?
Leslie Knope: I'm perfectly civil. He's the stupid garbage-head doo-doo face.
Ben: Perfect.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘2017’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This land is begging to be a new national park. And it's in my own backyard. This could be my crowning achievement. I could retire. I mean, I wouldn't. I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week. Oh, God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] That park is my dream. I'm not gonna let it slip away. Who cares if Gryzzl and Ron have more money? I have the most valuable currency in America. A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right.
Quote from Tom
Tom: Who is Tom Haverford? He's a mentor, a lover, a hero. But who is my hero? Simple. It's me. Five years from now.
Janet: Okay, I really only need a correct spelling of your last name.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: You are looking at one of Indiana Business monthly's 35 under 35. I own Pawnee's hottest restaurant, two fast-casual eateries, and the Tommy Chopper. We serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now.