Jerry Quote #87
Quote from Jerry in Galentine's Day
Jerry: Gayle always has me do the windshield. She likes to stand behind me and watch. According to her, it's the best view.
Ben: How is Gayle?
Jerry: Oh, wonderful.
Ben: And the girls?
Jerry: They're good. Why do you want to know?
Ben: I'm genuinely interested.
Jerry: I'm sorry. I'm just not used to people from the office asking me things. It's kind of scary. But in a good way, though. [both chuckle]
Tom: Aw, man, did I miss a Larry fart?
Ben: Oh, no, uh, we were just--
Jerry: Yeah, Tom. Yeah, I-I really ripped one. Didn't I, Ben?
Ben: Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah, it was loud.
Tom: Smells like a hippopotamus took a dump on a skunk.
Jerry: [to Ben] It's in your best interest.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Galentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: I would like to volunteer to do the park survey myself.
Leslie Knope: Wow, Ron. I always knew there would be a day when I would get through to you and you would love government work. Today is that historic day.
Ron Swanson: Yes. That is what has happened.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss. Silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by the sounds of a children's TV program called Doc McStuffins. There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Prospects for new Pawnee best friend. Donna Meagle. Confident, worldly, we go way back. April Ludgate. Vivid imagination, young, and vibrant. Shauna Malwae-Tweep. Pretty, fragile, makes terrible life decisions. A real fixer-upper, but look, it's not like Ann was doing so hot when I met her. Ethel Beavers. Bit of a dark horse. Crotchety, but probably wise. And then we got Evelyn, aka fake Ann. I don't know her last name. Honestly we just needed bodies.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Okay, it's time for a little Galentine's day Q&A. Donna, you pick first.
Donna: "What is your favorite TV show?" Well, for live tweeting, it's Scandal. For binge watching, it's Scandal. But for fashion, it's actually Scandal. My answer is Scandal.