Ben Quote #271
Quote from Ben in Galentine's Day
Ben: Is this really necessary?
Leslie Knope: When she moved, we promised each other that we would talk every day, and we've really fallen behind.
Ben: I know your female friends are very important to you, but I'm always a good sounding board. I mean, I can talk about Sandra Bullock skirt length.
Leslie Knope: No, no, babe, you can't. You would just embarrass yourself. Plus, every time I start talking to you, five seconds later, I want to jump your bones.
Ben: Oh, let's do that instead.
Leslie Knope: See, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, okay, let's do this. Okay.
Ben: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Galentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: I would like to volunteer to do the park survey myself.
Leslie Knope: Wow, Ron. I always knew there would be a day when I would get through to you and you would love government work. Today is that historic day.
Ron Swanson: Yes. That is what has happened.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss. Silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by the sounds of a children's TV program called Doc McStuffins. There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Prospects for new Pawnee best friend. Donna Meagle. Confident, worldly, we go way back. April Ludgate. Vivid imagination, young, and vibrant. Shauna Malwae-Tweep. Pretty, fragile, makes terrible life decisions. A real fixer-upper, but look, it's not like Ann was doing so hot when I met her. Ethel Beavers. Bit of a dark horse. Crotchety, but probably wise. And then we got Evelyn, aka fake Ann. I don't know her last name. Honestly we just needed bodies.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Okay, it's time for a little Galentine's day Q&A. Donna, you pick first.
Donna: "What is your favorite TV show?" Well, for live tweeting, it's Scandal. For binge watching, it's Scandal. But for fashion, it's actually Scandal. My answer is Scandal.