Tom Quote #554
Tom: Tom's Bistro will have all the classic elements, but with modern twists. An oak bar, live music, and Sunday brunch with scrambled eggs so fluffy they'll be like little pillows for your bacon.
Mitch Savner: Bacon pillows. I like the sound of that. But I have to say, restaurants are incredibly risky. Most of them are dead on arrival.
Ben: We're well-aware of that, but believe me, Tom has thought this out. See, there's plenty of real estate available in the old Eagleton part of town. And with the recent closures, there's massive demand for affordable dining that feels high-end.
Mitch Savner: Okay! As long as you're running, I'm in.
Tom: Amazing!
Mitch Savner: [to Ben] Hey, kid... your boss here sure knows his stuff.
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