Ron Swanson Quote #495
Quote from Ron Swanson in Ann and Chris
Chris: Guys, what are you doing here? Come in. You caught me before my first run of the day. I call it my "Beat the Sun" run. It's a race between me and the sun.
Ben: Well, we got one more gift for you.
Ron Swanson: It's quarter-sawn zebra wood adjoined by floating tenons to the black walnut corner posts. Finished with a wiping varnish that's a secret Swanson family recipe. Handmade at my woodshop, and you are correct. It is gorgeous.
Ben: You're starting a new life with your new family, so it's an empty buddy box to fill with memories for your little buddy.
Andy: Or...twizzlers. That's the beautiful thing about a box.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ann and Chris’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Bon voyage, Ann.
Ann: My God, this is amazing.
Leslie Knope: That's sparkling cider.
Ann: Why is there a New Year's Eve countdown clock and the Easter bunny?
Leslie Knope: I don't know when we're gonna be able to visit each other, so just to be safe this party is a celebration of every event that's gonna happen this year. Your birthday, New Year's, Chinese New Year's, flag day. Ain't no party like a Leslie Knope party 'cause a Leslie Knope party is actually 30 parties.
Ann: Knope, you have out-Knoped yourself.
Quote from Jerry
Tom: We all burned our initials in, see?
Chris: Wait a minute, who's G-J-L-G-G?
Jerry: That's Garry Jerry Larry Gergich Gengurch. I burned in all my names. I really--I didn't know what to do.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Leslie Knope: We know that you were already approached by Sweetums and you said "No," but is there any way you would reconsider?
Perd Hapley: I'm sorry, Miss Knope. There is such a thing as journalistic integrity, and it is something that I have as a journalist with integrity.
Ann: It's really important, Perd. Please? Come on. For old time's sake.
Perd Hapley: Well, the story of that appeal is it was heartfelt. And in response to that appeal, I respond: Okay.