Andy Quote #435
Quote from Andy in New Beginnings
Andy: Hey, boss?
Ben: Hey.
Andy: I was just printing out my Minesweeper high score, and I noticed this memo. You're punishing us for the prank?
Ben: No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just like a warning memo. Like, "Hey, all in good fun, but I'm your boss, and if you do it again, you're suspended." That kind of thing.
Andy: Listen. I know that you're the governor or whatever, and I'm just government junior.
Ben: What?
Andy: I feel like you're blowing it. If you want people to like you, you have to play along. Don't punish Donna and April. Prank them back.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘New Beginnings’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: Look, guys, I'm sorry about all the new rules, But, you know, I want you to like me. But I also really need you to respect me.
Andy: I respect you, little buddy. Come here. Mm, respect noogie.
Ben: Ah!
Donna: We didn't prank you 'cause we don't respect you. We did it 'cause we love you.
Andy: [sings] R-e-s-p-e-g-c
Ben: Well, that's actually not how respect is spelled.
April: Yes.
Andy: According to Urethra Franklin, that's exactly how it's spelled.
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Ron Swanson: Impossible. You don't even know where it is.
Quote from Tom
Leslie Knope: I know you were excited to get in front of the committee and rip it, but in the spirit of teamwork, I unilaterally decided to bring Stu out of retirement. So pressure's off.
Tom: What? I spent a lot of time on this.
Leslie Knope: Doin' what, putting mousse in your hair?
Tom: It's a gel-based serum. Second of all, who uses mousse still? Oh, God. Leslie. Let's put our differences aside for a second. Friend to friend, do you still use mousse?
Leslie Knope: No, I use the juicy space thing. Whatever you do.