April Quote #303
Quote from April in New Beginnings
Leslie Knope: Okay, first morning meeting back in the old conference room. What's this?
Tom: Oh, it shows everyone's spirit dogs. That one's you.
Leslie Knope: You guys think I'm a border collie? So obviously a cocker spaniel.
April: The spirit dog committee ruled on that weeks ago. There is no appeals process.
Donna: No. [April and Donna laugh]
Leslie Knope: Totally. I'm in on the joke. I get it, but maybe we should stop talking about your insane dog choices and get to working.
Donna: Classic border collie. Has to control everything. [laughter]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘New Beginnings’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: Look, guys, I'm sorry about all the new rules, But, you know, I want you to like me. But I also really need you to respect me.
Andy: I respect you, little buddy. Come here. Mm, respect noogie.
Ben: Ah!
Donna: We didn't prank you 'cause we don't respect you. We did it 'cause we love you.
Andy: [sings] R-e-s-p-e-g-c
Ben: Well, that's actually not how respect is spelled.
April: Yes.
Andy: According to Urethra Franklin, that's exactly how it's spelled.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Great news, guys. I just saved your bacon.
Ron Swanson: Impossible. You don't even know where it is.
Quote from Tom
Leslie Knope: I know you were excited to get in front of the committee and rip it, but in the spirit of teamwork, I unilaterally decided to bring Stu out of retirement. So pressure's off.
Tom: What? I spent a lot of time on this.
Leslie Knope: Doin' what, putting mousse in your hair?
Tom: It's a gel-based serum. Second of all, who uses mousse still? Oh, God. Leslie. Let's put our differences aside for a second. Friend to friend, do you still use mousse?
Leslie Knope: No, I use the juicy space thing. Whatever you do.