Leslie Knope Quote #1333
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Cones of Dunshire
Leslie Knope: No, I cannot wait a year. I want to get started now. I want construction started on Monday.
Chris: You have his word. And this is riddled with spelling errors, but it is binding.
Leslie Knope: It's not good enough! Jamm, I sang your stupid song, I ate your stupid fake Asian food, and by the way, you should know, you don't make sushi rolls out of tuna salad--
Councilman Jamm: Maybe you don't.
Leslie Knope: I did practically everything you wanted, and you won't just give this to me today? Screw you! [Chris blows his whistle and holds up a red card] You're giving a card to me?
Chris: You left me no choice.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Quote from Ben
Ben: Presenting "The Cones of Dunshire," a brand-new gaming experience. 8 to 12 players. Two wizards, a Maverick, the arbiter, two warriors, a corporal, and a ledgerman. Now, the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat.
Leslie Knope: Oh, boy.
Ben: Now, the object is to accumulate cones. Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone, you have to build a civilization. The other amazing thing is the challenge play. Actually, let me tell you more about the trivia cards, 'cause you're gonna need to know about roadblocks first. Nah, never mind. The thing about the challenge play is that it's basically the game...in reverse. Then you roll three dice to see how many dice you roll with. Oh, 16. Perfect, lots of choices. Okay, each turn goes: Roll, buy, action. I mean, obviously, this would be much taller in the real game. But the corporal can veto. This should be green too. How did this happen? Are the cones a metaphor? Well, yes and no.
Leslie Knope: What is this called again?
Ben: "The Cones of Dunshire." Oh, my God, the Maverick should be able to trade lumber for agriculture credits. How have I not thought of this before? This is nothing, right?
Leslie Knope: When do you go back to work again?
Ben: Tomorrow. It's fine. I'll just throw this in the garbage.