Ron Swanson Quote #467
Quote from Ron Swanson in Fluoride
Chris: Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way.
Ron Swanson: Wonderful. First rule: no conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. You have used 9. I have used 20. Continue.
Chris: Fun. I'd like you to teach me to build a crib.
Ron Swanson: Why do you need to build your own crib?
Chris: Because I no longer trust anything other than my own two hands. It is debilitating, but exciting.
Ron Swanson: Okay, we'll go to my woodshop at lunch.
Chris: Wonderful. Look at us. Both standing on the cusp of fatherhood. I know we haven't spent a lot of time together, but-
Ron Swanson: 100.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Fluoride’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
April: I want to figure out your spirit dog, and I'm going to do that by learning everything there is to know about you.
Donna: All right. Game on.
April: Okay, what's your favorite color?
Donna: For cars, it's gold. For shoes, it's red. Unless it's the weekend, then reverse them.
April: Favorite music?
Donna: 1970s funk and 1770s opera and Sugar Ray, post Mark McGrath after he left for Entertainment Tonight.
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That's not a--
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Chris, I'm not teaching you anything. We're just building a crib.
Chris: No, I know you're not consciously teaching me anything. I'm trying to siphon off some of your calm, centered wisdom through metaphors.
Ron Swanson: Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No froufrou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. That's enough for today, I think.
Quote from Donna
April: Um, describe your perfect Sunday.
Donna: Church, do the Harper's Magazine Acrostic, play my oboe in the jacuzzi while the sun sets over puget sound.
April: Favorite movies?
Donna: In order: Natural Born Killers, Remains of the Day, and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
April: Excellent. Thank you very much for your time. I will have your answer shortly.
[aside to camera:]
April: No idea.