Leslie Knope Quote #1319
Quote from Leslie Knope in Fluoride
Tom: It's hard doing stupid government stuff now that Rent-a-Swag's closed. I'm a businessman. That's what I was born to do.
Leslie Knope: Well, look, you just got to make the most of the job that you have. Like, take that trash collector. It's not the most glamorous job in the world, but he's doing it with a smile on his face. Oh, my God. He's not wearing any pants. What's wrong with him?
Tom: Let's get out of here.
Leslie Knope: He's smiling at us! Let's go! Run!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Fluoride’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
April: I want to figure out your spirit dog, and I'm going to do that by learning everything there is to know about you.
Donna: All right. Game on.
April: Okay, what's your favorite color?
Donna: For cars, it's gold. For shoes, it's red. Unless it's the weekend, then reverse them.
April: Favorite music?
Donna: 1970s funk and 1770s opera and Sugar Ray, post Mark McGrath after he left for Entertainment Tonight.
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That's not a--
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Chris, I'm not teaching you anything. We're just building a crib.
Chris: No, I know you're not consciously teaching me anything. I'm trying to siphon off some of your calm, centered wisdom through metaphors.
Ron Swanson: Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No froufrou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. That's enough for today, I think.
Quote from Donna
April: Um, describe your perfect Sunday.
Donna: Church, do the Harper's Magazine Acrostic, play my oboe in the jacuzzi while the sun sets over puget sound.
April: Favorite movies?
Donna: In order: Natural Born Killers, Remains of the Day, and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
April: Excellent. Thank you very much for your time. I will have your answer shortly.
[aside to camera:]
April: No idea.