Donna Quote #109
Quote from Donna in Gin It Up!
Councilman Jamm: Okay, I would like to enter into the record a selection of Ms. Meagle's tweets.
Donna: Uh-oh. Uh, can I request a brief recess?
Leslie Knope: It's okay, Donna. I'm not gonna let them fire you.
Councilman Jamm: Yeah, it's not me I'm worried about. Ms. Beavers, if you please.
Ethel Beavers: Yesterday, 9:02 A.M. "Annoying-ass Leslie has given me another annoying-ass task. #stickers, #bitchboss." September 25th. "Twitter poll: On a scale of 98 to 100, how annoying is Leslie Knope? Cuz u know it ain't less than 98. All my #trueblood fans know what's up."
Councilman Jamm: Page after page of personal attacks on Leslie Knope. Not only do you have no control over your department, you don't even have the respect of your employees.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: That's your will? You need that many pages to say, "Give my stuff to my wife"?
Ben: It's a complicated legal document.
Ron Swanson: It doesn't have to be. I've had the same will since I was eight years old.
Ben: "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me." What are these weird symbols?
Ron Swanson: The man who kills me will know.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Death does not scare me. What I am worried about is spoiling my children. I don't want 'em to be the kind of people who never work, live off their trust funds, who buy their wooden furniture. I will leave my children $50 apiece for the cab home from my funeral and a steak dinner, end of discussion.
Ben: Okay. I mean, look, it doesn't matter how much money you leave your kids. What matters is that you teach them the right values. But, if something horrible happens, and you want your kids to be left alone with no safety net, just so they can learn some kind of weird lesson, then, by all means, leave your fortune to the wild boar who gores you to death.
Ron Swanson: I'd never lose to a boar. [dart hits board]
Quote from Ron Swanson
Trevor Nelsson: Mr. Swanson, let's begin by filling out this form, listing your assets and liabilities.
Ron Swanson: Nice try. I'm not telling you how much money I have, where it's hidden, or which precious metals and/or gemstones it may or may not take the form of.