Leslie Knope Quote #1290

Quote from Leslie Knope in Gin It Up!

Leslie Knope: Hey, I've gained a lot of ground in the polls. That's good news.
Ben: Yeah, I have you down only four points, but they're running a ton of new negative ads. Maybe you should fight back.
Leslie Knope: Ben, your heart's in the right place. Your heart and your butt. I will not go negative. Crap on a turd!
Man: Care for a "Recall Knope" gift bag?
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The committee to recall Leslie Knope is relentless. Look what they're handing out at elementary schools.
Leslie Knope doll: [recorded voice] "I'm Leslie Knope. Tell your parents to recall me. [extensive flatulence]"

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 ‘Gin It Up!’ Quotes

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: That's your will? You need that many pages to say, "Give my stuff to my wife"?
Ben: It's a complicated legal document.
Ron Swanson: It doesn't have to be. I've had the same will since I was eight years old.
Ben: "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me." What are these weird symbols?
Ron Swanson: The man who kills me will know.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: Death does not scare me. What I am worried about is spoiling my children. I don't want 'em to be the kind of people who never work, live off their trust funds, who buy their wooden furniture. I will leave my children $50 apiece for the cab home from my funeral and a steak dinner, end of discussion.
Ben: Okay. I mean, look, it doesn't matter how much money you leave your kids. What matters is that you teach them the right values. But, if something horrible happens, and you want your kids to be left alone with no safety net, just so they can learn some kind of weird lesson, then, by all means, leave your fortune to the wild boar who gores you to death.
Ron Swanson: I'd never lose to a boar. [dart hits board]

 Leslie Knope Quotes

Quote from Doppelgangers

Ann: First of all, this is Evelyn.
Leslie Knope: Oh, hello.
Ann: She is my Health Department counterpart from Eagleton.
Evelyn: There really wasn't a ton of work for me there. Eagletonians are very healthy.
Leslie Knope: Oh, well, this might be a very interesting challenge for you, because Pawnee has the very first documented case of mega-diabetes. And the only know occurrence of Lou Gehrig's other disease. We've been written about in textbooks.

Quote from 2017

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This land is begging to be a new national park. And it's in my own backyard. This could be my crowning achievement. I could retire. I mean, I wouldn't. I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week. Oh, God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.