Leslie Knope Quote #1283
Quote from Leslie Knope in Doppelgangers
Jerry: Leslie, I would be happy to go back into retirement if you have to cut the staff.
Leslie Knope: What? Even Larry wants out? What the hell is happening here? Does everybody think that running a town is just some game where people can come and go as they please?
Ann: Okey-dokey, Leslie. You're mad at me. Don't take it out on everybody else. It's not fair.
Leslie Knope: I'll tell you what's not fair. I'm gonna have to watch the Oscars with Ben alone this year. Last year, don't you remember Angelina Jolie and the leg dress moment? He had, and I quote, "no comment." How can you not have an extreme reaction about a dress like that? It just doesn't make any sense!
Ann: Okay, we need to talk.
Leslie Knope: I'm sorry, Ann. I can't understand you. You've developed some accent from that new town you might move to!
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Ann: First of all, this is Evelyn.
Leslie Knope: Oh, hello.
Ann: She is my Health Department counterpart from Eagleton.
Evelyn: There really wasn't a ton of work for me there. Eagletonians are very healthy.
Leslie Knope: Oh, well, this might be a very interesting challenge for you, because Pawnee has the very first documented case of mega-diabetes. And the only know occurrence of Lou Gehrig's other disease. We've been written about in textbooks.
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Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This is a historic day. At 12:01 this morning, the city of Eagleton ceased to exist and was re-absorbed back into Pawnee. Things are exactly the way they were back in 1817, except, you know, women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets, and we no longer burn widows for learning arithmetic.
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Chris: Ben, it has been an honor watching you work today. It's been like watching Leonardo work. Da Vinci or DiCaprio. You're that good.